ok, i have a friend (yes, really!). lets call her Girl Interrupted. shes the cute blonde sweetheart to my brunette dirty perv. recently we were talking and shes agreed that in 9 years time if we are both single then we are to be married. heck, if im seeing someone in 9 years i may dump them for her blonde goodness.
we have decicded to have 4 cats. shes promised me regular sex and i have promised to do her ironing. thats devotion, i hate ironing. i will cook for her and buy her white chocolate. and she will give me regular sex. (sorry to labour the point but its been a while). here is a pic with me and my intended. check out the look of jealousy from lesbian in check shirt behind us. ha ha bitches! shes mine! maybe. in 9 years. Girl Interrupted - you complete me whoreface. i mean home girl.
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That made me laugh....the look of the lezzer in the checked shirt!!
Make sure she doesn't turn up at the wedding and stand up when they ask if there's any reason you shouldn't get hitched... seem to be loads of jealous lezzers in checked shirts in my life at the mo!!
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What a brilliant plan!!
Awwww! I want to come hang out....so not fair!
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