i love this so much

Liz feldman, i think i might love you slightly.  i was actually going to post earlier asking where you were as i was expecing you back on the interwebs in october.  then you give us this

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i need this just out back though.  for totes.

oy vey

my giddy aunt im tired.  take two good things  (number 1 being that stalwart of bored people that is msn, number 2 being hot and funny lesbian and bisexual girls) mix em up and what do you have? Hilarity, dirtiness, clumsiness, videos (not thoses kinds you pervs), an ongoing coversation about what film is the descent and what film is the cave, frequent confusion, hot tub chat, crazy peeps on buses chat, mild arguements in japes, spooning, forking, complaining of lack of couching forking and such like, myday, meet up plans, bagel chat and a whole lot more.  what you dont have, however is an fucking sleep.  Eternal Junkie (leader of the nocturnals), Potential Angel (leader of the hot tub), Ikke (leader of the lovelyness) and KIIMMAAY (leader of the awesome) i salute you ladies.  i also kinda hate you for the amount of tired i am right now. i will check with the others to see if i can mention names.

ps Eternal Junkie - i can understand why you are addicted to Eternal, they were spectactular.

pps - i would like all my friends to blog please.  and to send me the links to the blogs they aleady have please ;p 

my future wife. possibly.

ok, i have a friend (yes, really!).  lets call her Girl Interrupted.  shes the cute blonde sweetheart to my brunette dirty perv.  recently we were talking and shes agreed that in 9 years time if we are both single then we are to be married.  heck, if im seeing someone in 9 years i may dump them for her blonde goodness.

we have decicded to have 4 cats.  shes promised me regular sex and i have promised to do her ironing.  thats devotion, i hate ironing.  i will cook for her and buy her white chocolate.  and she will give me regular sex.  (sorry to labour the point but its been a while).  here is a pic with me and my intended.  check out the look of jealousy from lesbian in check shirt behind us.  ha ha bitches! shes mine! maybe.  in 9 years.  Girl Interrupted - you complete me whoreface.  i mean home girl.