i love this so much

Liz feldman, i think i might love you slightly.  i was actually going to post earlier asking where you were as i was expecing you back on the interwebs in october.  then you give us this

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i need this just out back though.  for totes.

oy vey

my giddy aunt im tired.  take two good things  (number 1 being that stalwart of bored people that is msn, number 2 being hot and funny lesbian and bisexual girls) mix em up and what do you have? Hilarity, dirtiness, clumsiness, videos (not thoses kinds you pervs), an ongoing coversation about what film is the descent and what film is the cave, frequent confusion, hot tub chat, crazy peeps on buses chat, mild arguements in japes, spooning, forking, complaining of lack of couching forking and such like, myday, meet up plans, bagel chat and a whole lot more.  what you dont have, however is an fucking sleep.  Eternal Junkie (leader of the nocturnals), Potential Angel (leader of the hot tub), Ikke (leader of the lovelyness) and KIIMMAAY (leader of the awesome) i salute you ladies.  i also kinda hate you for the amount of tired i am right now. i will check with the others to see if i can mention names.

ps Eternal Junkie - i can understand why you are addicted to Eternal, they were spectactular.

pps - i would like all my friends to blog please.  and to send me the links to the blogs they aleady have please ;p 

awesome

and celeb team no bra

eva mendes is teh sex.  i was so gutted that i was flu ridden when she did the in store appearence in harrods.  or was it harvey nics?  i cant remember but i would walk over hot coals to perv at her in real life. she just seems so...... naughty.

needless to say its not safe for work

celebrity team bra

i love me some ms minogue.  my first concert was kylie for my 10th birthday.  perhaps the only good thing about mad bitch ex girlfriend was that she got me tickets for kylie at wembly for my 21st bithday.  my love for kylie endures.  i love her, ive loved her for like 17 years, i will always love her.  observe

KKKKIIIIIMMMMAAAYYY....!!!!!!!!!

in part one of a series of my internet crushes

Kim, let me count the reasons that you are awesome

you are totally hot

you are as funny as many tonnes of frack

this picture (i dont know why its up there)

you has cats

you like girls aloud

you sing in public and film it for our entertainment

you party like a rock star

then grope your friends

this voogle

kim, i want to party like a rockstar with you

you can grope me anyday

and you joined team bra

*swoon*

edited for more love

joining team insomnia

i think im on my way to joining my friends smith and amy in the nocturnal team.  its like team bra, just at night or something.

last night was halloween.  a night i enjoy in theory.  in reality however, half of stratford was closed off my police and a group of about 50 or so young arseholes proceeded to thrown fireworks at each other.  i saw all these kids larking around and im like, ok whatever so i walk into the middle of it and i see a ruffian type boy through something and it occurs to me that what hes thrown is on fire.  then i realise, yup, thats a firework about a meter from my foot.  so i scarper and see 3 armoured police vans drive towards the mellee.  

watched 'funny games' with brian.  shit, that is an intense and hardcore film.  its good though.

to soothe my frazzeled mind