genius!

cheryl cole you are fucking mint! having diana sing girlfriend on x factor.  inspired!!!!!

*edit* and having alex do please dont stop the music!!!!!! fan-fucking-tastic!!!!!!! you are a fucking genius cheryl

its getting exciting

im lovong strictly and x factor now.  strictly is soo tough to call but i think tom and rachel in final and rachel to win.  then marry me.  austin out this week please.

xfactor should be simpler.  alex is miles ahead of the competition imo.  if she doesnt win the british public are twats.  which they are anyone as darling ruth has gone and the quigg is still there. so quiggle out this week then jls or jsl i never remember then diana and alex in the final.  alex to win.  and marry me

oooh oooh oooooooh!

ooooh!  ok enough ooohs. emma bunton is the newbie on loose women.  i know that this will probs not mean anything to anyone other than me and amy but im excited and happy.

i love/fancy emma bunton

i love loose women so much it makes me want to be unemployed

in shit news the lorenzo has been booted from x factor. i iz saddened.  i may have shed a wee tear.  if alex does not win now im going to ballistic.  if pumkin headed eoghan (why not just spell it owen ya twat?) wins i will go ballistic and stab myself in the eye.  seriously how did he stay and ruth gets kicked off????!!!!! 

ruth lorenzo

you had me worried tonight ruth, truth be told i thought you might have been a goner.  you pulled through it which pleased me.  laura was great though and im sad to see her go.  spesh as fucking daniel is still in it.  and eogwen or whatever hes called.  sort your hair out boy.  alex might be my fave to win.  hmmm dilemmas.  anyhoo x factor was abit crap tonight and for that i blame mariah carrey.  i blame alot of the worlds ills on her.  she knows why.

i will not rest untill everyone is the world has seen this

and of course this