ok, i have a friend (yes, really!). lets call her Girl Interrupted. shes the cute blonde sweetheart to my brunette dirty perv. recently we were talking and shes agreed that in 9 years time if we are both single then we are to be married. heck, if im seeing someone in 9 years i may dump them for her blonde goodness.
we have decicded to have 4 cats. shes promised me regular sex and i have promised to do her ironing. thats devotion, i hate ironing. i will cook for her and buy her white chocolate. and she will give me regular sex. (sorry to labour the point but its been a while). here is a pic with me and my intended. check out the look of jealousy from lesbian in check shirt behind us. ha ha bitches! shes mine! maybe. in 9 years. Girl Interrupted - you complete me whoreface. i mean home girl.
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